Til Death Do Us Prat
Creating a ceremony from scratch is no easy task, my friend, but I think we finally have our vows worked out. Let me know what you think.
I Kate, take you Keith to be my husband, to be the Commander in Chief of the nation in my heart, to cross the streams of loneliness, riding on polished saddles of companionship. I hand you the seed packet of my womanhood, that you may have a bumper crop of abounding love. For all eternity.
I Keith, take you Kate to be my wife, to be my pardner on the dusty trail of life, to Fry up the Vittles in my Soul. I promise to always clean off my beard hairs from the sink of your heart, back and forth, forever.
I Kate, take you Keith to be my husband, to be the Commander in Chief of the nation in my heart, to cross the streams of loneliness, riding on polished saddles of companionship. I hand you the seed packet of my womanhood, that you may have a bumper crop of abounding love. For all eternity.
I Keith, take you Kate to be my wife, to be my pardner on the dusty trail of life, to Fry up the Vittles in my Soul. I promise to always clean off my beard hairs from the sink of your heart, back and forth, forever.
posted by Kate @ 1:29 PM
4 Comments:
At 3:02 PM,
cartoons! said…
perfection in words, m'dear. perfection. i like the beard part the best.
At 9:33 AM,
jess said…
Back...and forth.
At 1:59 PM,
vasisthadas said…
I, Kate/Keith, take you Keith/Kate to be my awesome man/lady to blow away the competition; to go the distance (while going for speed); raisin' up a whole pile of kids, learnin' 'em good, feedin' 'em enough; to keep our shit together as long as we can; you're goddamned right I want some ice cream; forever and ever, or until we decide not to do it anymore. Amen.
-cuz
At 3:51 PM,
toni said…
i love the back and forth reference.
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